craigslist: WOW player wanted

Muljaque · 11-10-2008, 08:47 AM

Must be:

not overweight
not "muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea"
between 20 and 29
have a level 70 geared-up toon
be able to spell
at least 5'10"
have dark hair and dark eyes (no "blondies")
various other requirements which you can read in the ad

if you qualify, here is the ad. (might be considered NSFW, though there are no pictures)

ProPyro · 11-10-2008, 10:02 AM

Wow, that's impressive. Too bad LA is on the wrong side of the continent.

RageKage · 11-10-2008, 10:10 AM

Zanthany · 11-10-2008, 10:35 AM

ProPyro · 11-10-2008, 11:13 AM

Quote:

RageKage

it's a trap!

Yea, that's always a possibility.

Falconi · 11-10-2008, 11:32 AM

11-10-2008, 08:47 AM	#1
Muljaque Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 787	craigslist: WOW player wanted Must be: not overweight not "muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea" between 20 and 29 have a level 70 geared-up toon be able to spell at least 5'10" have dark hair and dark eyes (no "blondies") various other requirements which you can read in the ad if you qualify, here is the ad. (might be considered NSFW, though there are no pictures) __________________ Getafix (Feral Druid, leaning DPS for the moment). Elixir ALchemy Notary (Affliction Lock). Shadowweave tailor. seldom seen alts: Smax (Shammy), Mordru (Mage), Grizli (Hunter), Presley (Priest). 100% gnome free My Zunecard Last edited by Muljaque; 11-10-2008 at 09:14 AM.

11-10-2008, 10:02 AM	#2
ProPyro wannabe medic Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 418	Wow, that's impressive. Too bad LA is on the wrong side of the continent. __________________ He taught you all he knew to fear no mortal man. Now you wreak your vengeance in the screams of evil men. Charcy Level 78 Human PUG Tank. Gardening/Bar tending Necrisa Level 65 Human super dead thing. Skinning and rock collecting Lorelie Level 65 Night Elf Yo-Yo Tank. Rock collecting/Tin banging Emboli Level 11 Blood Elf Paladin floating around in your circulatory system

11-10-2008, 10:35 AM	#4
Zanthany Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 229	__________________ “Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die: serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain. Cut well old friend, and then farewell.”

11-10-2008, 11:32 AM	#6
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11-10-2008, 10:10 AM	#3
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