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Old 11-04-2008, 09:17 AM   #1
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Vote!

As I am sure you know, today is Election Day in the United States.

Almost one hundred years ago Americans were granted the right to vote. We need to exercise this right. As history tells us, George Washington fought side by side with Jesus to over throw our Aztec oppressors. As he lay dying of wounds from a sword fight with Montezuma, Jesus said to Washington the famous quote "Let he who does not vote die of cancer for they are a twat unto the system." Washington later avenged Jesus and carved a cross from his own wooden teeth to memorialize Jesus.

Don't be a let Jesus think you are a twat. Vote today.
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Old 11-04-2008, 09:32 AM   #2
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As history tells us, George Washington fought side by side with Jesus to over throw our Aztec oppressors.
Was Jesus riding a Raptor during this battle?
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Old 11-04-2008, 09:48 AM   #3
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Was Jesus riding a Raptor during this battle?
The sriptures tell us this is the case. Mitch 6:14 reads, "And lo Jesus charged in to battle on a jade raptor. Beset upon his head was a crown of thorns. He smote his nazi enemies left and right with his Colt .45"

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Old 11-04-2008, 01:24 PM   #5
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I'm dedicating this post to get the Vote out! Remember Vote!

Make sure you post this on your Facebook status numerous times every hour because you think you're being helpful, but you're just being annoying.

God I have to get off of this thing.
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Old 11-04-2008, 01:44 PM   #6
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I'm dedicating this post to get the Vote out! Remember Vote!

Make sure you post this on your Facebook status numerous times every hour because you think you're being helpful, but you're just being annoying.

God I have to get off of this thing.
I don't want Jesus to think you are a twat.

Just trying to help. He already doesn't like you.
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Old 11-04-2008, 03:40 PM   #7
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I voted, therefore, i'm not a twat :D
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Old 11-04-2008, 03:43 PM   #8
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being a military man...

McCain is the lesser of 2 evils :(
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As I am sure you know, today is Election Day in the United States.

Almost one hundred years ago Americans were granted the right to vote. We need to exercise this right. As history tells us, George Washington fought side by side with Jesus to over throw our Aztec oppressors. As he lay dying of wounds from a sword fight with Montezuma, Jesus said to Washington the famous quote "Let he who does not vote die of cancer for they are a twat unto the system." Washington later avenged Jesus and carved a cross from his own wooden teeth to memorialize Jesus.

Don't be a let Jesus think you are a twat. Vote today.
I have a few questions for you, Luna.

1) Why am I not surprised by this post?

2) Didn't you say his name was Jebus?

3) Why do I love you?
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Old 11-04-2008, 04:09 PM   #10
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I don't want Jesus to think you are a twat.

Just trying to help. He already doesn't like you.
Oh no no, not you, just facebook people...it's like a virus on there. Like a BAD virus where you break out with those puss-filled cold sores all around your mouth? YOU know what I'm talkin about.

Jesus doesn't like me because the devil gave me a vaginal yeast infection...
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Old 11-04-2008, 05:04 PM   #11
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I voted two weeks ago (absentee ballot) but I approve this message.
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Old 11-04-2008, 05:09 PM   #12
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Not to get into too much of a politcal debate here, but what would be a good choice for all of you who only go for "lesser of to evils?"
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Old 11-04-2008, 06:57 PM   #13
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Not to get into too much of a politcal debate here"
Good idea
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Old 11-04-2008, 06:59 PM   #14
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I gave up my lunch hour to vote! :)
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Old 11-05-2008, 04:48 AM   #15
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My faith in America and her people is restored! Congratulations to all who voted for Obama, I forsee great things for your future. Give it a while though, Geroge W left a bit of a mess to clean up :)

Ok, i'm getting back into my Kangaroo pouch now and hopping away (muhahaha in before you all!)
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Old 11-05-2008, 08:41 AM   #16
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I don't even follow politics in my own country, mostly because of my lack of faith in humanity (and politicians) to do anything positive in groups larger than a few dozen, but this may be a good thing. I know the trade channel was pretty dicey last night around midnight.
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Old 11-05-2008, 10:48 AM   #17
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My guys loss. I can't (actually, I can) believe it :( You might have restored hope Wolf, but I lost mine. Four years of hell inc.

Gonna get shitfaced for the next two days.
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Old 11-05-2008, 01:42 PM   #18
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When I saw the results, I called my dad and told him I'd miss him.

As one of the major players in Rent-to-Own he's been spending time in DC, lobbying for legislation to protect his industry. With a democratic government, that industry is going to come under some heavy fire.

While I think Obama will do well and *hopefully* improve on the economy as well as foreign relations, I really hope they leave my dad's business alone.
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Obama and the media put on a great show to win this election. Honestly, neither candidate mirrored my principles. However, I don't see how anyone that did any research at all into Obama's past could have cast a vote for him (the mainstream media shied away from his radical background, beliefs, and associations). Talk is cheap...actions make the man.

It's not the end of the world though. This is still the United States of America...the greatest country in the free world. Each of us are free to make our own choices, and exercised that freedom yesterday. Obama has four years to prove to us that his ideas will work.

The great thing about American's is that we can agree to disagree, understanding that everyone is entitled to their own beliefs without fear of prosecution. Regardless of our differing political views, we're all still friends at the end of the day.
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Regardless of our differing political views, we're all still friends at the end of the day.

Suck it.
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My guys loss. I can't (actually, I can) believe it :( You might have restored hope Wolf, but I lost mine. Four years of hell inc.

Gonna get shitfaced for the next two days.
Well, at least when your liver fails you might have some health care :)

C'mon, there's plenty of room on the hope train. It's time to come together as a country so nobody will be left out when the train crashes.
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Suck it.
Grow up?
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Old 11-05-2008, 06:37 PM   #23
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However, I don't see how anyone that did any research at all into Obama's past could have cast a vote for him
Hahahah ... that's cute.
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Hahahah ... that's cute.
Would you like examples? Do you agree with partial birth abortion? Do you agree with reparations for slavery and redistribution of wealth? Do you not mind his ties to Bill Ayers? How about the teachings of his church, of whom he was a member for 20 years? I could go on and on. If these things don't bother you, fine...but they bother me...and about 50% of the rest of the country. I don't think it's cute at all.
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Ignorant Canadian here ... would you mind explaining just what his ties with Bill Ayers were? Or what it is his church teaches? Not to try and goad an argument on, but these are things that I'm now aware of and wouldn't mind knowing.
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